A teenage jetsetter harboring the soul of a white girl from Tumblr, Josiah Neo is not your average Joe. He’s a Starbucks-drinking, Tom Ford-lusting boy with dreams as big as his magazine collection, which he would bury himself with, mind you. While you’ll ultimately see him residing along the Santa Monica Coast with a cask of finely aged Macallan 18 year old as a lover, he resigns himself to meticulously documenting his travels on his Instagram for now. When he isn’t flipping out over the next issue of GQ, he can be seen cackling at home to Modern Family, or slaying the lessors on Team Fortress 2. Check his Instagram at @josiah, and don’t ask him how much his username costs.